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Packer Jokes

Q: How can you tell if a Packer fan is mad at you?

A: When they grit their tooth at you

Q: How many Packer fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 2, one to hold down the lamp and the other to smoke crack till the room spins

Q: What do you call a slim Packer Fan?

A: Bandwagoner

Q:What's the difference between a Packer fan and a puppy?

A: Sooner or later the puppy grows up and quits wining!

Q:What does School on Sunday have in common with Packer fans?

A: No class

Q:Why wasn't Jesus born in Green Bay

A: It doesn't have 3 Wise Men or a virgin

Q:Why geese fly upside-down over Lambeu?

A:Beacause it aint worth pooping on!

Q: What do you get when you have a full house at Lambeau Field?

A: A full set of teeth.

Q:What do a call a 250 lb. Packer Fan?

A:Anorexic!

Q: Why does Lambau Field have natural Grass?

A: The cheerleaders need somewhere to graze

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?

A: A tourist.

Q: How did the Packer fan break his arm raking the leaves?

A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: What does the Roman empire and the Green Bay Packers have in common?

A: Neither can stop the Vikings.

 Q: What do Packer fans and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up

Q: How many Green Bay Packers does it take to change a tire?

A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which they all show up!

Q:What do you call a female Packer fan's hairdo?

A:200 lbs

A Person that had brain cancer needed a brain transplant. He was writing his will out when he heard that a Viking fan, a Bears fan, and a Packer Fan died and were brain donors. He asked how much would the brains, he said "$100K for the Viking Fan." The man said "I can pay that." But the doctor said his brain couldn't fit his head" He said then "$500k for the Bears fan's brain, he said," I want the Bears fan's brain" found out at the last minute that that that brain was taken by someone else. Then he said "The Packers brain?" "1,000,000 dollars and fits your needs" He said, "Why that much for the Packer brain?" Doctor replied "Has never been used."

A Packer fan went to the State Fair and won a duck. when she walked home through Milwaukee, she noticed this bum right on a rough street in Milwaukee, the bum asked, "Where did you get the pig?" the woman said "This is a duck, not a pig, you bum!" the bum said, "I was talking to the duck!"

Cris Carter and Antonio Freeman are standing on the fifty-yard line in the Dome. A genie appears and says, "you each get one wish from me." Freeman goes, "me first, me first! I want a huge 90 foot wall around Wisconsin so I don' have to look at any Viking fans." The genie says, "It is granted." He turns to Carter and says, "What is your wish?" Carter says, "Fill it with water."

Two boys were playing football in a Saint Paul area park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar& twists, breaking the dog's neck.A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Vikings Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Vikings fan," the boy replied. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Bears fan either," the boy said. "Then what are you?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Packers fan." The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck Punk Kills Family Pet."
 
 
 

Jewish Giants Fan, a Hindu 49er Fan  and a Packer fan were driving in the country one night when their car broke down. They walked to a nearby farm house and asked if they could spend the night. The farmer told them yes, but he only had two extra beds but he had a clean barn full of fresh straw and one of them would have to spend the night there. The Jewish Giant fan  said he had spent several years on a kibutz in Israel and sleeping in a barn wouldn't bother him. Out to the barn goes the Jewish man and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the Jewish man. He said he couldn't sleep in the barn because there was a pig in the barn and his religion forbid it. The Hindu 49er fan said no problem, he had grown up in Bombay and he wouldn't have a problem sleeping in a clean barn with a pig. Out to the barn goes the Hindu and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the Hindu 49er fan. He said he couldn't sleep in the barn because there was a cow in the barn and his religion forbid it. The Packer Fan said no problem, he had grown up in Green Bay and there was no way a pig or a cow was going to keep him from a good nights sleep. Out to the barn goes the Packer Fan and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the pig and the cow.